Bitchy Put Downs

You've heard about the good time had by all, ladies and gentlemen - and here she is.
You know, your mother is really good in bed - but I guess you found that out for yourself already.
This may look easy to you, but I assure you your mother is even easier.
When you were born, did they let your mother out of her cell?
I heard your mother had an abortion, and now I see it's true.
I went to the ice cream parlour round the corner, and the special of the day was your mother. 1 had three scoops, in a cone.
That's a low blow - and talking of low blows, how's your mother?
Tell me, how many Peeping Toms has your mother cured?
What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
Look folks - a face not even a mother could love.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
What do you want to do if you grow up?
I have a child's soul - in a special jar back home.
I bet you get bullied a lot.
Say, you're really special, aren't you.
Look, this is my job. I don't turn up at your work and spit on the burgers.
Let me guess - tonight's square dance was cancelled, right?
Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I started yelling down the alley while you're giving blow jobs to transsexuals?
Where are you from? I'm sorry? No, I heard OK I just pity you.
Hey buddy that's a nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?
Shane
Yo Bitch Boy if my dog were that ugly I would shave his ass and make him walk backwards
Derek Robb
If I looked as bad as you do I'd wear a mask.
Dustin
Your so ugly that words cant explain your face. so i will just go throw up
Matt
When it comes to I.Q. points, you lose them every time you go to the bathroom.
Zack
Your so bent you make a roundabout look straight
Paul
Your such a shulmuta ingala
Kevin
Are you really a person or are you an alien?
Jums