Great hairy muffs and selfish lovers......

Great hairy muffs and selfish lovers......

Your First Time..........

We all remember what we were like before our first Sapphic encounter, the longing, the curiosity. Then came the rite of passage…… our first time. Was yours sweet, exciting and mind blowing? Or was your head shoved into a great hairy muff and you were left to get on with it? Did your first time meet all your expectations? Or did it leave you with a dread of furry beavers?

Hows yours hanging?

Even getting to our first encounter of woman love was a struggle. Why? Because of our bits. Until then most of us had only ever seen our own vulvas or caught glances of perfect, surgically enhanced sex goddesses on the porn channel. I can gurantee that they didn’t have great big turkey wattle like flaps hanging from their knickers! Before we had our first woman we wondered if we were normal “down there” flaps or no flaps. Here’s an exercise we can all do;

Take your knickers off, stand before the mirror and sing after me:
Do your flaps hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot…….

Only joking! But seriously being a woman you just cannot win. If you’ve a perfect little yoni a porn queen would die for, being confronted with great big hanging flaps the size of curtains for the first time must be freaky. Alternatively if you’ve a less than perfect set of said flaps even getting to first base must be a mental struggle.

What you really wanted to do the first time……

Just imagine this: Your heart rate was galloping, your skin electrified to your lover’s slightest touch and your knickers, they were squelching. You’d had a mouth full of nipple then you finally got to explore the Promised Land. You unzipped her jeans, hand sliding into the knickers and what did you find……You couldn’t bloody find it! You started desperately groping and poking with those flaming flaps in the way! Never mind finding the clit you couldn’t even find the c**t! What the hell had she got down there? Then the embarrasment at your less than expert fumblings set in. What you really wanted to do was to tell her to spread em so you could have a look at what you were supposed to be doing. But of course it was your first time and you were just too inexperienced and frankly too embarrassed and terrified to ask!


What you would have liked for your first time……

With fantasy we are the central characters, the other person or persons are just bit players. But being a first timer our fantasies of mind blowing orgasms, hot sex and even hotter women were confronted with reality. That reality was the other woman, her wants, needs and expectations. If you were lucky you got what you needed, not what you wanted and if you were unlucky you got an unfeeling and bossy woman only concerned with having her own needs met. But sex is just like anything else the more you do it the better you become. Now whether you became better at fulfilling just your own needs or learned to become a generous lover was entirely up to you. but the old adage practice makes perfect still holds true today as it ever did.

And finally………

If you are ever in that unenviable position of having a woman in your bed who is a Sapphic virgin or still quite inexperienced in the ways of woman love, use the biggest sex organ in your body……Your brain! Talk to her and find out her fears, likes and dislikes. Try to be a generous and frank lover to the best of your ability, let her explore your body and ask questions. Your tryst may be a casual thing or it may lead to a longer term relationship but however it develops or even if it doesn’t last one thing will always remain true. You were her first lover and she will never forget her first time so make sure it is a good one!

What was your first time like? Let us know on the message board!

Written by Shelley Jay